January 2011
when your friends don't see that the guy they like...
philosphy 101
When you define someone as nice, or sweet, or kind, shouldnt that be all the time? Shouldn’t that refer to in every aspect of the persons life? Like if I were to say, yeah, he’s such a nice guy! I would mean it. I would mean he is a nice guy, all the time, its not act, he’s generally nice. Other people throw those words around. They say, he’s so nice! He’s so sweet!...
So Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal broke up
fuckyeahlaughters:
I can’t wait for the song.
Let’s see here:
Oh JAKE
What a MISTAKE
I should have known that you would TAKE
My heart and let it BREAK
Oh JAKE
You were such a SNAKE
Remember by the LAKE
When you didn’t get me a MILKSHAKE
JAKE
You were such a FAKE
You can’t even BAKE
CAKE
Oh JAKE
What a MISTAKE
Fuck you with a RAKE
I guess I couldn’t MAKE
You...
The Scuba Diver
Tell a meddlesome female friend about the playbook; run a play on one of her co-workers, making her so angry she steals The Playbook; put on a scuba suit and tell her you’re going to play one last trick called The Scuba Diver on a girl at the bar, so the friend goes to tell the girl all about The Playbook. When they come ask about The Scuba Diver, take off the mask, “give them...
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Tomorrow is Monday. The first day of the second...
chrisinthecity:
“people tell me to slow my roll, im screamin out fuck that.”
“Because everything Beth does comes from within. From some dark impulse. I guess...”
– Thomas Leroy- (Black Swan)
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“im sick of playing by the rules of someone elses game”
since when the f did dianna agron get a tumblr?!
I hate that you chose her over me.
when girls status's are about going to the gym or...
30 random facts about me:
I am single, and im not sure if I like it anymore.
I love pickle and cheese sandwhiches.
I consider myself to be.. big.
I like being alone, but I like people sometimes too.
I cry when I laugh hard.
I can never keep my room clean.
I love the french era, marie antionette, the revolution, all of it, i wish I could live in that time period.
I never wear jeans, I love them, but I barely wear...
“all i can say is i was enchanted to meet you.”
– taylor swift
“Sex appeal is 50 percent what you’ve got and 50 percent what people think...”
– Sophia Loren
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